A strip of pain

Purederm Deep cleansing nose strips are a form of torture that has been dipped into a bowl full of another form of torture. It’s as if a troubled man, with no knowledge of how to slowly peel off the strip got a knife and started to shred your nose little bit by bit. The pain is ridiculous and right at this moment I have not yet made my mind up as to whether it was worth it. I feel as though my nose is going to bleed any moment now and I am holding a tissue where the blood could possibly drip. I’ve done waxing, I’ve sat and stared at chocolate that I couldn’t touch, I’ve left a shop where the sale items are as cheap as Primark and as good quality as Jack Wills, but this has by far been the most painful experience. Whoever says that labour is the world’s most painful experience has obviously never bought deep cleansing nose strips. If your blackheads are thousands of bullets shot into your nose that reoccur every day and can be seen by the blind, then buy them. But, if you have speckled black dots that you could join up, but that aren’t tormenting you, give it a miss and simply exfoliate.